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Sex Always Sells

• Sexy Dancing vs. Peak Oil: Oily Cassandra
  Comment：Does sex always sell？Sure you might end up watching a video that you would have never clicked on otherwise，but I would also doubt if you could really catch a word from it，especially if you are a guy。

The Drama After Being Rejected by a Girl

• Ballmer’s Facebook Lust: It’s Just Like High School
  Quote：”Steve, frustrated and hurt after being spurned by Yahoo, got out the yearbook, found the most popular girl of the moment, and decided to go for her whether he really wanted to or not.”

Best Chance to See the World

• Laid off? The one thing you absolutely need to do on the first day
  Quote：”The single most important thing to do as soon as you make it back to your house with that box full of stuff：Book a flight。”

Best Headline Ever

• Great Tits Cope Well with Warming

Worst Player Ever in the NBA Draft

• College Junior Enters NBA Draft. The Catch: He Has No Basketball Playing Experience
  Quote：”I am the perfect candidate for professional basketball. Also, I do not play basketball.”