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有效商業談判速成法（笑話一則）

This is another old joke from my friend:

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son…

Jack : I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son : I will choose my own bride.
Jack : But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.
Son : Well, in that case…

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.
Jack : I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates : But my daughter is too young to marry.
Jack : But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Bill Gates : Ah, in that case…

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack : I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
President : But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.
Jack : But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.
President : Ah, in that case…..

This is how business is done!!!