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空中小姐/空中少爺

消失了一星期，一來忙，二來病，三來有段時間不在香港。其實也只是兩天而已，因點事在上海逗留了四十個小時。也為此寫了點短短的小遊記，那是後話。

回來後在 Facebook 見到當空中少爺的友人 J 貼了一段一年前英航找專搞「空姐 gag」的 Pam Ann（澳籍諧星 Caroline Reid 所扮）來拍的廣告，便想起自己剛在飛機上的遭遇，真的相當「應景」！

至於說這個廣告好不好（或好不好笑）就很見仁見智。英式幽默不是人人喜歡（Youtube 就只得兩粒星）。我個人就覺得幾過癮，不過只是有點懷疑廣告的成效（相對於其製作成本來說）。

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說到與空中小姐/少爺有關的英式幽默，去年也有另一個頗出位的旅遊業（Travelocity.co.uk）廣告。雖然不知道與主題有何瓜葛，但很搶。

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看完後，使我想起一個在網上流傳的笑話：

Don’t Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”

Links：
http://www.britishairwaysandpamann.com/
http://www.pamann.com/