How Deals are done!




This is another joke from my friend:



Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son…

Jack : I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Son : I will choose my own bride.

Jack : But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.

Son : Well, in that case…

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.

Jack : I have a husband for your daughter.

Bill Gates : But my daughter is too young to marry.

Jack : But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.

Bill Gates : Ah, in that case…

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack : I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.

President : But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.

Jack : But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.

President : Ah, in that case…..

This is how business is done!!!