有志者事竟成 (笑話一則 again)

 

This is an old story, forwarded to me recently by my friend Fiona. It is one of my all time favorite so I would like to share it once again.

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son & mentioned his situation:

My Dear Son,

I am felling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren’t in prison.

Love, Dad.

 

Shortly the old man received this telegram:

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