TEACHER: * *Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: * *Here it is.
TEACHER: * *Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: * *Maria.
TEACHER: * *Greg, how would you spell “crocodile?”
GREG: * *K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: * *No Greg, that’s incorrect.
GREG: * *Maybe it’s incorrect, but you asked me how “I” spelled it.
TEACHER: * *Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water?
RYAN: * * H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: * *Ryan, what are you talking about?
RYAN: * *Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.
TEACHER: * *Peter , name me one important thing that we have today that we didn’t have 10 years ago.
HUNTER: * *Me !
TEACHER: * * Adam, why do you always get so dirty?
ADAM: * *Well, I guess it’s because I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: * *Beth, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
BETH: * *I is………..
TEACHER: * *No Beth…..Always say “I am”…..not “I is”.
BETH: * *All right………”I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
TEACHER: * *George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now Alex, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
ALEX: * *Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: * *Now, Macy, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
MACY: * *No Ma’am, I don’t have to. My Mum is a good cook.
TEACHER: * *Daniel, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s composition. Did you copy off of him?
DANIEL: * *No teacher, it’s the same dog.
TEACHER: * *Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to people who are no longer interested?
PARKER: * *A Teacher*