Jacob 語錄

自從 Jacob 識自己去廁所(除褲,shu shu,清潔,著褲,沖廁,洗手,抹手一氣呵成),識自己扣衫鈕,識自己著襪著鞋(但未識自己繫鞋帶),識自己刷牙洗面後,我們以當他是一個成年人般看待。與他傾計時有時也忘了他還是一個小孩。所以現在每次聽到他一些天真的對答便會特別有驚喜!

1.

Jacob 吃過兩顆婆婆買來的龍眼,覺得好好味,便打電話找婆婆致謝。

電話一駁通,Jacob 便急不可待地劈頭一句說:「果D龍眼好似車厘子咁呀!」

講完後,似乎對面線未聽得明他這突如其來的一句是何解,所以 Jacob 再重覆多幾遍:「果D龍眼好似車厘子咁呀!果D龍眼好似……」

之後他像在專心聽對面線問了幾句問題,然後他便答:「我打電話搵你囉,婆婆!」對面的反應似乎不是在 Jacob 預期之中,所以 Jacob 再重覆:「我打電話搵你囉,婆婆!我打電話……」

講多了幾句,Jacob 突然收線,然後一臉茫然地望著我們說:「頭先呢,頭先果個婆婆唔係婆婆黎架!」似乎他搭錯線了!

他在我們的鼓勵下鼓起勇氣再打多一次。初時他不敢聽,要我們肯定對面線真的是婆婆才肯接過聽筒。然後他便對婆婆說:「婆婆,點解呢,頭先我打俾你搵婆婆,但係唔係你聽既?」「婆婆,頭先果個係邊個黎架,你知唔知呀?」婆婆似乎和他說了幾句,然後 Jacob 便突然說 bye bye 兼收線(?!)。

收線後,他開心地對我們說:「頭先果個婆婆係婆婆黎架,不過佢冇聽電話」「之前果個婆婆都係婆婆黎架……」開始愈說愈混亂……

搞了一輪,結果真相仍然是個謎!

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今早送 Jacob 上學時行了一個大運,先入新界再回九龍。他發現回程時行經的隧道不是慣常的獅子山隧道,便問我這條隧道是甚麼名字。

我說是「大老山隧道」。他聽後開心笑到格格聲,說:「點解呢個隧道個名同我一樣,都係叫『大佬』既?哈哈!咁好笑!」

之後他便自問自答:「呢條隧道長D定係獅子山隧道長D呢?」「梗係呢條隧道長D啦!呢條係『大佬山』隧道嘛!」「『大佬山』隧道最長,獅子山隧道就係中間長,最短既係『山山隧道』!」(「山山隧道」是他自己改的名字,是來形容那些天橋底的~即是其實並不是隧道。)

之後他若有所思,然後忽然說:「唔,『山山隧道』即是『細佬山隧道』囉!哈哈哈哈!點解咁好笑既!『細佬山隧道』!哈哈哈哈……」

Fifteen movies that will always stick with you

Previously on Facebook I was tagged for a note-topic “Fifteen movies that will always stick with you”. I spent quite a little bit of a time to think about the list, and these are the 15. Please note that they are the one it “sticks” with me for all these years, but not necessary the best.

1. 世紀末暑假
2. The Butterfly Effect
3. 無間道
4. 12 Monkeys
5. The Matrix series
6. The Fight Club
7. The Usual Suspects
8. Godfather series
9. 2046
10. Jack Ryan’s film series
11. 鎗火
11. Dead Poet Society
12. Interview with the Vampire
13. Memento
14. The Shawshank Redemption
15. Back To The Future series

Since I would like to stick to the rules (although I have already cheated a bit by adding a few “series” on the list), so many of my favourites (but perhaps not as sticky as these one) didn’t make to the list. For example, the Terminator series, Top Gun, Transformer, The Sixth Sense, The Dark Knight, The Thirteenth Floor etc should have made the list but somehow they are not as sticky as the others, in terms of how they stay in my brain for a few years or more once I’ve watched them… …