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This article is written by the “Writer” module of OpenOffice.org. This is the first attempt for me to use the OpenOffice for a stupid reason. I’ve decided not to install the Microsoft Office in this computer anymore, and so that’s why I would have to use the OpenOffice. Frankly speaking I am a big fan of Microsoft, so I don’t really want to push myself to use the open source software. However, honestly after the try I must say that this software is reasonably well designed. As long as you are not using too much fancy formating stuff, then OpenOffice is a great alternative of the MS Office. The problem is, I have too many contents already built (usually not by myself) with fancy format. So I guess I have to finish the evaluation process and change quickly back to Bill Gates camp.

How Deals are done!

This is another joke from my friend:

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son…

Jack : I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Son : I will choose my own bride.

Jack : But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.

Son : Well, in that case…

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.

Jack : I have a husband for your daughter.

Bill Gates : But my daughter is too young to marry.

Jack : But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.

Bill Gates : Ah, in that case…

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack : I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.

President : But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.

Jack : But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.

President : Ah, in that case…..

This is how business is done!!!