This is old (back in 2001), but is still VERY funny! And perhaps still true for today’s world!
“Thanks for holding. Hmm… OK, I am gonna need to find out if you are running Microsoft Outlook Express or Netscape Communicator.”
“…No, you don’t. OK, well, look at the top right corner of your screen, do you see a big blue E or a big green N?”
“Big black NOTHING? OK, hmm… hmm… I’m really sorry. That’s totally my fault. OK, what you’re gonna need to do… what you’re gonna need to do… Now, listen to me very carefully… You’re gonna need to turn the computer on… …”